Grandma says that when she was young Girls were honest and sweet and
true She says that the girls of today Are wicked and free and
impure But Grandpa can only smile Because Grandpa knows very well That
Grandma wouldn't have married him If Grandma had had the pill
So
dance, dance for the good old days When girls were tied to the sink Dance,
dance for the good old days When girls were not needed to
think
Grandma says that when she was young Men were proud to go off to
war They were proud to die for their country To fight the good fight
without fear But Grandpa can only smile Dear Grandpa when he looks
back To when Grandma grew a moustache And wore shirts that were rather
black
So dance, dance for the good old days When men were so proud to
die Dance, dance for the good old days When men were too dumb to ask
why
Grandma says that when she was young People worked hard for their
pay Today they all want more for less They're all communists anyway But
Grandpa can only smile As he listens to his wife For Grandpa knows that
Grandma Has done sod all all of her life
So dance, dance for the good
old days When the poor gave all they could give Dance, dance for the good
old days When the poor were just happy to live
I'd dance, I'd dance
for the good old days If I thought that we had moved on I'd dance, I'd
dance for the good old days If I thought that those days were gone