Written: 1985 Released: 2000 on 'Cupid Is A Drunkard'
Inspired by Jacques Brel's song 'La Statue' (The Statue).
All across France there are prominent monuments to the war dead, and
Brel sings his song from the view point of the statue of the soldier that
always forms the centre piece of these monuments - "I'd like to get
hold of that son of Lent who had engraved beneath my statue 'God calls
back those he loves, and it was him he loved the most' - me, who never
prayed to God except for when I had toothache, me who never prayed to
God except when I was afraid of Satan, me who only prayed to Satan
when I was in love, me who only prayed to Satan when I was afraid of
God. Ah that child of Lent, I'd like him here, and I'd like it if children
didn't look at me."
I didn't die for my country I didn't die for my roast beef I didn't die
for duty free I didn't die for tax relief I didn't die for Auntie
Joan I didn't die for Uncle Fred I didn't die for someone's throne I
didn't die for what they said
I died just because I died I had no last
request I died to swell the stupid pride In someone else's chest I
died a piece of cannon bait Because I had no choice I died to answer for
the hate In someone else's voice
And you thank me with flowers I
cannot smell You thank me with guns and missiles as well But most of all
you thank me With useless lumps of stone That tell a different
story That say I died in glory When I really died alone
But I didn't die for my country I didn't die for science research I didn't
die for the trinity And I didn't die for the church I didn't die for a
knighthood I didn't die for self esteem I didn't die for my own good I
didn't die for someone's dream
I died because I so desired To take a
little stroll I died because I was so tired Of sitting in a hole I died
no larger than a pin On someone else's map I died no more than just a
spring On someone else's trap
And you thank me with medals I cannot
flee You thank me as if I were a Christmas tree But most of all you thank
me With theatres of war That tell a different story That say I died in
glory But never show what I saw
But I didn't die for my country I didn't die for Juliet I didn't die for
liberty I didn't die just to forget I didn't die for my marriage I
didn't die for charity I didn't die for this carnage I didn't die for
sympathy
I died a human albatross A sign of man's disgrace I died
to keep the smile across A patriotic face I died a human anagram A
twisted barbecue I died my arms around a man I never even knew
And
you thank me by singing your victory song You thank me by letting this
bloodshed go on But most of all you thank me With the child who bears my
name You tell him a different story You tell him I died in glory Do you
really have no shame?